Milton C. Newman (mcnewman) wrote,
Milton C. Newman

  • Mood:

Another down side to being dead

Waking up to the sound of a lawn mower above you? Not fun.

Nothin' much else to say today. Still dead.


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    One of the cemetery workers stopped by my grave today to admire my bloddy, fly-ridden lawn ornament. "Well, how about that," he muttered, and…

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    I just heard a yap. A ghostly, disembodied yap. Shit. Another one. Oh God, no. No ghost yappy dogs, please no!

  • The Hell?!

    I'm layin' here, not hurtin' no one. Just readin' a browsin' some porn and listenin' to a radio feed, when that pigment-challenged disgrace of a…

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